Wednesday, September 28, 2011

So That's How They Do It victimized by +Tejas Richard


"Sir, I think there's a problem."

"What now?" the man sighed. He had just gotten off the phone with his boss, who was asking about the delays on the construction of a new theme park.

"Well...you remember how we hired 'only the best robotics engineers' to make a large display of animatronics?"

"of course I do. That's the main attraction; I checked it over myself. What are you getting at?"

"Well...the guy we hired? He did exactly what he promised. He made them as realistic as possible."

The man puzzled over what he meant. What could possibly have gone wrong? "I have no idea what the problem is, Matt."

"Well...you'll have to see for yourself." the technician replied.

"Lead the way."

As they walked, they discussed the problem.

"Well, you remember what the engineer promised?"

"Bunnies. Unicorns. Dancing bears. Smiling suns. A light show." replied the manager.

"Yes. Well... he delivered." said the technician with a half-hearted laugh.

They arrived at the door. The first man held it open while the boss pushed through.

In the middle of the stadium, a small group of animatronics sung a happy song. A unicorn, a bear, and yes, even the sun. From somewhere. a holographic rainbow projected.

Then the manager saw where it came from. A small pink bunny was masturbating furiously, the rainbow projecting from between it's legs.

"No..." muttered the manager, as his head throbbed. "God no..."

The technician shook his head. It was going to be a long day.

Time: 8:51 249 words.

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